kids... they say the darndest things

if you know me fairly then you also know that i work with kids a lot. it is my honor to spend weekly time with children, whether is be for my job or for fun. the last few months, i have been especially aware of some absolutely hilarious things these kids say. i babysat for the harkey kids a couple of nights ago, and they prompted me to dedicate a blog to some laugh-worthy, tickilishly wonderful things they and others have said to me.


"you have to bring your shoes on the boat, because the rocks in california are sharp"- maitlyn harkey


"michael jackson is evil because he tricks kids" -taylor fries


"i'm going to marry josh when i grow up..."
"who is josh?"
"he's my brother."
"i don't think you can marry your brother, sammi."
"yes i can! my dad said so" - sammi, 2 years old


"i need to buy more bacon" -sebastian bedford, 2 years old


"is that a baby in your tummy?" -rachael joy stanford, 2 years old.


"i will flush YOU down the toilet" -marcom fries, 5 years old.


"she is being mean and grumpy to all of us."
"why is she being like that?"
"its cause she farted three or four times." -katherine rubble

posted by *g* @ 3:31 PM